- IT’S OKAY HE TOTALLLY LEVELS UP IN HIS MANLY STATS
- EVENTUALLY
- HE BECOMES A CHAIN CIGAR-SMOKER
- AND GROWS OUT HIS HAIR
- AND ACTUALLY GROWS TALL ENOUGH TO MAKE IT TO YOUR CHIN
- WHICH IS PRETTY DAMN TALL
- BECAUSE YOU’RE TALLER THAN BOOKSHELVES ALEXANDER
- ALSO HE LOOKS LIKE HEPHASTION
- IF I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THAT HANDSOME LONG-HAIRED DUDE IN YOUR LIMIT BREAK IS HEPHASTION
- WHICH I DO
- SO YOU KNOW
- YOU BASICALLY GET YOUR OTHER HALF BACK AS A CRANKY ENGLISH PROFESSOR AT HOGWARTS
- FLAWLESS VICTORY
I died.
